What kind of affiliate are you? Answer the questions below to take the affiliate personality test and find out! Every network you are signed up with has no stats for 24 hours. You… Were they? Gosh. ARRRGGGHHH!!!! Break out the beers. It’s gonna be a long day. Spend the day posting nonsense to your local affiliate forum. You’re arranging to go on holiday. What’s the most important thing you need to take care of? I wonder if I can get someone to keep an eye on things for me so I can lavish attention on my lovely partner for a change? Woohoo! Mountgay Rum! Quick, break out the alka seltzer chasers!! Is there a wireless internet connection? I might need to check my stats every hour or so. Holiday? What? And leave my precious internet babies? Never! Have you ever lied to your friends so you could stay in on a Friday night and do affiliate marketing instead of going out on the lash?: - What? And miss out on happy hour at the Swan with my mates / partner? I think not?! Only on the weekends where I can’t sleep because of this great new site idea I came up with. Mates? All my friends are on MSN. We stay in together. I’m really sorry, I’d love to… it’s just that I’m soo tired. I don’t think I can even summon the strength to answer this question. You’re a full time affiliate. Which of the following would keep you from working for the day? Urrggh. I think I’ve got the flu and my head feels like Soddom and Gomorrah. I’m a bit sleepy. I think I’ll take a bit of well earned time to watch Richard & Judy… A pre-emptive nuclear strike. Another new day has broken. It’s shower time. What do you think about when you’re in there? What? I’m already sitting in front of the PC in my Jimmy Jammies. The ones with “Make Money While You Sleep” monogrammed onto the pockets. I wonder what Shawn Collins does in the shower? Hmmm…. I wonder if I’ll get that site finished today… Ohh! I’ve just come up with a great idea for a site. Quick, where’s my underwater notebook? Dad a dum de dum tra la la la…. And lather, rinse, repeat! It’s 9pm. What are you doing? Oh god, is that the time? I’d better knock off, the wife / husband will kill me. Mmmm…. Beer! I’m still working on my new project. I’ll probably knock off in another 4 or 5 hours. I’m sitting writing a silly quiz about online marketing for another 3 hours… How many hours a week do you work on affiliate marketing? More than 60 40 to 50 30 to 40 Less than 30 Which of the following lyrics best describes your outlook on affiliate marketing? “Working nine to five, what a way to make a living” "She works hard for the money” "Eight days a week” You’re asleep. What are you dreaming about? ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz…………… I’m still awake. I can’t get to sleep for thinking about that idea about Google Adwords… I dream about that hunky guy / gal from the network. Mmmmmm…. Exclusive brand name bidding rights. Yum. I frequently dream about being pursued. Sometimes I encounter disturbing images or things. Unpleasant things happen to me. Its Christmas day / insert public holiday of your choice. What are you doing? You’re spending time with your family, but you’re thinking of your mistress (affiliate marketing). 'Tis the season to be jolly! GAAHHH!! Why don’t they get back on the internet and spend more money?! Working on my campaign for the next big spending season. Google’s done it again. They’ve launched a new algo that has become known as “The Coronary Update” in all the forums. How do you react when you realise your search rankings have plummeted / Google now wants £27.50 a click for 40% of your PPC campaigns. Ok, this is bad. Really bad, but I’m still going to be able to pay the mortgage. Lets get right on it and see how we can get round it this time. I'’ll tell you once I get down off the roof and these chest pains stop bothering me. Oh well, C’est La Vie. You never do know the minute do you? It’s lunchtime. What are you doing? Grabbing a quick bite in the kitchen. Trying not to get sandwich crumbs into the keys of your laptop again. Yawn! I’m still in bed, what do you want? Settling down for your usual round of the One O’clock news, the Neighbours omnibus, and a bit of ten year old “Changing Rooms” on satellite telly to round off proceedings. Its Saturday morning. What are your plans for the weekend? Woo hoo! I’m having a big lie in to sleep off my Friday night hangovers. Then I’m off to do some fun stuff with my loved ones. I’m off to do my grocery shopping, banking and some other errands, but I won’t be happy until I am back in internet range. I’ll probably have a proper day off tomorrow. I’m working on another site / adgroup. I generally only take time off at the weekend if I really can’t avoid it. < < Back To Affiliate Stuff Home Page